| 1 | the first track on the album | Math the Band | 1:11 |
| 2 | its elephant city baby | Math the Band | 2:42 |
| 3 | the very best song on the whole entire album | Math the Band | 2:03 |
| 4 | its the end of the world and you blew it | Math the Band | 1:49 |
| 5 | i bet you five dollars ive married more people than you have | Math the Band | 2:49 |
| 6 | imaginary everything | Math the Band | 1:36 |
| 7 | everyone on earth has islands on earth | Math the Band | 2:10 |
| 8 | apology pertaining to the deceased anthropod | Math the Band | 2:00 |
| 9 | everything ever is very pretty | Math the Band | 2:00 |
| 10 | wait whats going on | Math the Band | 0:38 |
| 11 | the getting tree | Math the Band | 3:05 |
| 12 | vampries and teen mothers together forever | Math the Band | 2:27 |
| 13 | everyone on earth should always addopt a cat forever | Math the Band | 1:10 |
| 14 | locomotivation | Math the Band | 2:03 |
| 15 | karl marx the spot | Math the Band | 1:30 |
| 16 | horay parade today | Math the Band | 0:58 |
| 17 | abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz spells alphabet | Math the Band | 1:46 |
| 18 | haircuts and new shoes for everyone | Math the Band | 2:36 |
| 19 | i hope nothing bad ever happens in the world ever again | Math the Band | 1:55 |
| 20 | peanut butter jelly and banana sandwiches | Math the Band | 1:00 |
| 21 | oh come on, you cant honestly tell me that those trees dont look like artichokes | Math the Band | 0:48 |
| 22 | my life as a lamp | Math the Band | 1:15 |
| 23 | kittens with mittens | Math the Band | 1:44 |
| 24 | a day at the beach is no day at the beach | Math the Band | 2:12 |
| 25 | oh sweet everything | Math the Band | 4:12 |
| 26 | who is anyone at all anyways anyhow | Math the Band | 2:44 |
| 27 | my favorite chords (weakerthans cover) | Math the Band | 4:28 |
| 28 | dear stranger how have you been | Math the Band | 1:12 |
| 29 | sound track to a speaking book | Math the Band | 9:01 |
| 30 | good bye | Math the Band | 0:58 |