| 1 | --- Intro --- | Retail Monkey | 0:29 |
| 2 | Corpses Redolent of Horseradish | Retail Monkey | 0:49 |
| 3 | Pass Me the Yogurt Chips Before I Cremate Myself, Emilio | Retail Monkey | 1:09 |
| 4 | Got Listeria? I'm Thirsty | Retail Monkey | 1:56 |
| 5 | Collages Composed of Ornithography Mags | Retail Monkey | 3:15 |
| 6 | Drink It, Damn You! | Retail Monkey | 1:39 |
| 7 | Mustachioed Business Tycoons and Tad Ghostal | Retail Monkey | 1:23 |
| 8 | --- Interlude I --- | Retail Monkey | 1:11 |
| 9 | Two Atoms Are Talking: "Are You Sure You've Lost an Electron?" "I'm Positive." | Retail Monkey | 2:19 |
| 10 | The Harry's Hofbrau Bureau of Bad Boys Brigade | Retail Monkey | 0:34 |
| 11 | Let Me Consult My Brain | Retail Monkey | 1:53 |
| 12 | --- Interlude II --- | Retail Monkey | 0:29 |
| 13 | Rats | Retail Monkey | 0:23 |
| 14 | qqqqqqq | Retail Monkey | 1:08 |
| 15 | --- Interlude III --- | Retail Monkey | 0:35 |
| 16 | A Veritable Orgasm of Beef and Cheese | Retail Monkey | 2:29 |
| 17 | Chewing Through a Human's Neck | Retail Monkey | 1:00 |
| 18 | Don't Put Your Limbs in a Woodchipper Unless You Genuinely Contemplate the Consequences First | Retail Monkey | 0:17 |
| 19 | Gore Emporium (or: How Justice Was Finally Dealt to Oswald) | Retail Monkey | 1:30 |
| 20 | Pulling off My Eyelids with a Pair of Pliers | Retail Monkey | 6:48 |